Episode 1x11: “No Clowning Around”

The title has to be ironic, and there’s probably going to be a clown and he’ll be around for most of the episode.  Or maybe the teens get in trouble FOR clowning around, and then a clown attacks them but they can’t fight back because they’re in detention or something.  So the clown is just murdering people in the hall, but they’re all looking through the door like “oh, we can’t help.”

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"The only thing I can balance is shopping bags. You know, on my arms?"
— Kimberly, watching Billy try to do stilts at the carnival.  Because none of us got the joke before.  
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Zack is doing a dance on some stilts while Jason, Kimberly, Billy and THAT’S NOT TRINI IT’S A CLOWN WHERE’S TRINI PLEASE HELP.

Zack is doing a dance on some stilts while Jason, Kimberly, Billy and THAT’S NOT TRINI IT’S A CLOWN WHERE’S TRINI PLEASE HELP.

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I shit you not, this is terrifying.  As the kids were walking away, the clown was revealed to be a Putty.  Apparently, the Putty have taken the forms of carnival workers and can talk when they’re in shapeshifted mode.  But just look at that.  Look at that.

I shit you not, this is terrifying.  As the kids were walking away, the clown was revealed to be a Putty.  Apparently, the Putty have taken the forms of carnival workers and can talk when they’re in shapeshifted mode.  But just look at that.  Look at that.

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Trini’s cousin Sylvia is the Child Victim of the Week.  She’ll probably be kidnapped in a few minutes, I’ll keep you posted.  

Trini’s cousin Sylvia is the Child Victim of the Week.  She’ll probably be kidnapped in a few minutes, I’ll keep you posted.  

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So Pineapple the Clown is this juggling clown, and Sylvia wanted to stay and hang out with him, which was a bad idea because he’s evil like all clowns.  As she was walking away, he said “CATCH YOU LATER” and you knew he meant it like catch her like a kidnapper, not like in a friendly “I’ll see you around way.”  You don’t grit your teeth when you say pleasant goodbyes to people, you grit your teeth either when you’re angry or farting.  

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"First, he’ll use his magic power to turn the Power Rangers one by one into cardboard cutouts. Then he’ll transform a horrible pine-octopus and terrorize the city."
— Rita Repulsa, speaking as if everybody knows what a Pine-Octopus is.  Like when Segways first came out and everyone was like “oh, I’m going to go ride my Segway” when they knew nobody knew what that was, so then they’d just HAVE to explain it.  
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At least now I get why it’s called a Pine-Octopus.  They looked at the creature and tried to make sense of it, and that’s how you name something.  Like when you name a child Eugene.  

At least now I get why it’s called a Pine-Octopus.  They looked at the creature and tried to make sense of it, and that’s how you name something.  Like when you name a child Eugene.  

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Pineapple the Clown just sweet-talked Sylvia and walked away with her as all the Rangers were trying to do a human pyramid to impress her.  Just goes to show that our parents were right: never get too focused on your human pyramid.  

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