January 2012
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Episode 1x15 Post Mortem
We’re seeing a lot of family members lately…nieces, uncles, cousins, grandfathers, etc. I’m worried the show is getting away from its core, which is Zack Hitting On Women. This episode had Zero Zack Hitting On Women scenes. He didn’t do hip hop karate to impress anybody, he didn’t have a well-timed innocent double entendre. He didn’t even appear shirtless as...
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The ROBOT uses its SWORD to FIGHT the NINJA. ONE OF THEM wins the battle. Then the POWER RANGERS celebrate by CELEBRATE.
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“Use your karate training to focus your mental energy!”
– Uncle Howard, spewing whatever new age bullshit it takes to try and get Billy confident enough to defuse a bomb.
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The Rangers found the cave with about a minute left on the clock. That’s not many minutes left on the clock! Everybody’s depending on Billy to defuse an entire bomb, but he’s not so sure.
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Rita’s master plan is to use Uncle Howard’s formula to make the Power Rangers disappear forever. This doesn’t remove the fact that they would still be able to use karate to beat up the Putty Patrol and her monsters, they would just now be invisible while doing it. I would think this would actually make it more humiliating to be defeated. I humbly suggest to Rita Repulsa that...
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“Where’d I leave that darn formula?!”
– Uncle Howard, who has been given an hour to remember where he left the formula. He’s older, and can’t remember, because mad scientists are always a little absentminded, even when threatened with a cave implosion.
Guess: The show will soon be renamed The Mighty Morphin Uncle Howards
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“Isn’t he also a world famous championship martial artist?”
– Jason, not giving me a chance to type up Trini’s first quote before adding more awesomeness to this guy.
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“I can’t wait for you to meet my Uncle Howard, famous scientist. He just...”
– Trini, really blowing the secret off this secret formula. Also, scientists aren’t famous, they’re boring. She must have mispronounced boring.
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“I need a monster right away. I’ll combine the speed of a panther, the...”
– Rita, a lady who knows what she wants. You should see her summoning a boyfriend! Me-ow!
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Billy is sick, just sick, of being picked on. He decides, right then and there, that what he’s gonna do is re-enroll in Jason’s karate class. Except doesn’t Billy already know karate really well since he’s a damned Power Ranger? He does realize that he fights actual combatants like three times a day and always wins, right?
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Ernie Sux
Billy: Sure wish I had Jason's outstanding moves.
Ernie: Speaking of moves, would you mind taking these over to the recycling bin for me Billy?
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“Ha ha ha, my invisibility formula is done!”
– Crazy Professor, line one of the episode. I think we may be back on track.
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Episode 1x15: Dark Warrior
Ohhhhhhhhh a dark warrior. Ohhhhhh. I don’t know what it is, but ohhhhhhhh. It’s a dark warrior. It sounds very serious and ominous, and I assume will be treated as such. Ohhhhhh. I assume he’s a blood thirsty killer who has a taste for teenage blood and has been trained his entire life in a virtual reality environment to instinctually murder. I also got an F- in my college’s Intro To...
iamthehopeoftheuniverse asked: This isn't really a question, I just wanted to thank you for such a great blog. I hope you continue all the way through the series.
